But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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