but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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