Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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