Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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