at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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