dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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