I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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