My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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