So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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