Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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