So drunk its hurt
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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