No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
