Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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