Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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