It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
jump out the window naked night went bad
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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