Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.