Kiss
Puke
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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