He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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