im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Everclear isn't food dammit
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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