I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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