..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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