I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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