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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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