belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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