come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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