last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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