Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
third nipple confirmed
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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