I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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