I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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