dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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