idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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