when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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