Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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