you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
