I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I came so hard my ears popped.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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