i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
the day after is always just damage control
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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