He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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