Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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