I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize