You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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