I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I love you. Go after that dick
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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