Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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