My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
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