Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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