What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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