their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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