I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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