Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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