i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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its like you know when i get waxed
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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