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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I just found puke in my bra..
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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