I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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