Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Shame - the story of my life.
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