is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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