just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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