Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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